coelasquid:

What you say? Want to play Animal Crossing fun game but man friend men make fun of you for playing girly baby game for babies who are also girls? Fear not, friend! Acquire muscle disguise! Fool your friends! “What that your girl baby game for baby who are also girl?” Friend asks “But Wait! I see it is for truly latest God of Gears of Modern Duty Forever Tom Clancy Edition Zero X! Good job for socially prescribed level of masculine gamining skill” You now reign over them as video game king Thank you Muscle Disguise!

my-friend-the-frog:

dashing-motherfucker-dave:

You can’t keep me like this forever hunters…you should have killed me when you had the chance.

oh my god yES

you have a twin, right? i could ask my gram if we have an extra set

yeah I do. That’d be appreciated! uvu

I really need new bedsheets though. Like I’ve had these for years and my bed cover you know the one with the elastic band has this fucking huge gash in it from sleeping on it for so long.

But I don’t have the money to get a new one hnnn. :c

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

I’m hungry so I was gonna have myself a bowl of cereal before bed soon because I haven’t eaten since 4 and I left my milk in the fridge because there was a lot left and my mom tossed it out now I’m mad she’d waste that much milk considering the only shit we have left in the fridge is non-lactose free shit. :C

gearstation:

Super High-School Level Pokemon Whisperer

moshita:

beefysquirrelz:

is there a polite way to ask a boy to do impolite things to you